2 definitions by YourFavoriteYorkies
A large often wooden or metal structure that provides a useful habitat for Asians and other work freaks. Though designed for usage in such a ways to do work and/or homework, it is often too cluttered with the procrastinated work and other miscellaneous objects like coffee mugs and chewed pencils. A desk may also be home to a computer or laptop which are fabricated to aid in the completion of the work and/or homework, but is often used mainly for Facebook, Twitter and other forums and screwed-up fantasy games for noobs and other procrastinating workers.
Student 1: "Where are you?"
Student 2: "I'm at my desk like every good little girl should be."
Student 1: "Oh. Doing homework?"
Student 2: "No... Looking up porn... :$ "
Student 2: "I'm at my desk like every good little girl should be."
Student 1: "Oh. Doing homework?"
Student 2: "No... Looking up porn... :$ "
by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009
A large planet in danger of being destroyed by the Vogans to make way for a new hyperspace by-pass. For other extraterrestrial beings, Earth appears to be in the way and they often land here by accident. Also called E-are-th like in the movie Lilo and Stitch.
Gallaxhar (Monsters vs. Aliens): "Earthlings: I come in peace! I mean you no harm! However, most of you won't survive the next 24 hours. You should in no way take any of this personally; it's just business. So, just a recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die."
by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009