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1. Object of fornication
2. Convenient place to stab someone and store their body without those bloody police ever knowing!
3. Large flat surface on which you perform tasks assigned to you.
I am going to my desk to "take care" of Jennifer, my secretary.
by Werther September 19, 2002
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To reach an accord; to finalize a deal
It was a tough sell, but I finally desked the deal with Mr. Jenkins
by The Zim April 07, 2011
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A large often wooden or metal structure that provides a useful habitat for Asians and other work freaks. Though designed for usage in such a ways to do work and/or homework, it is often too cluttered with the procrastinated work and other miscellaneous objects like coffee mugs and chewed pencils. A desk may also be home to a computer or laptop which are fabricated to aid in the completion of the work and/or homework, but is often used mainly for Facebook, Twitter and other forums and screwed-up fantasy games for noobs and other procrastinating workers.
Student 1: "Where are you?"
Student 2: "I'm at my desk like every good little girl should be."
Student 1: "Oh. Doing homework?"
Student 2: "No... Looking up porn... :$ "
by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009
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genral term used when someone does/ says something REALLY REALLY stupid.
guy1: I got a tattoo last night

guy2: Of what ?

guy1: I was really drunk so I got one of Minnie Mouse

guy2: OMFG you DESK!!!

guy1: I know...
by ChlooBee April 22, 2009
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I’m sick and tired of all these Desks getting in the way of everything.
by Ahravorna October 15, 2018
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Desk is a retard. He is known for nothing. He is useless. It can also be used an an insult.
Hey desk, you are a retard, go kill yourself.
by PooPOoPeEPeeabcd1234sksksks November 04, 2019
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A place where most students sleep when they have to getup at the ass crack of dawn everyday to go to school.
I just slept for 2 hours at that desk over there in english class
by Dubiks April 06, 2019
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