A large often wooden or metal structure that provides a useful habitat for Asians and other work freaks. Though designed for usage in such a ways to do work and/or homework, it is often too cluttered with the procrastinated work and other miscellaneous objects like coffee mugs and chewed pencils. A desk may also be home to a computer or laptop which are fabricated to aid in the completion of the work and/or homework, but is often used mainly for Facebook, Twitter and other forums and screwed-up fantasy games for noobs and other procrastinating workers.
Student 1: "Where are you?"
Student 2: "I'm at my desk like every good little girl should be."
Student 1: "Oh. Doing homework?"
Student 2: "No... Looking up porn... :$ "
by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009
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I’m sick and tired of all these Desks getting in the way of everything.
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Desk is a retard. He is known for nothing. He is useless. It can also be used an an insult.
Hey desk, you are a retard, go kill yourself.
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Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.
Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.
by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009
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When a man gets an erection then rubs it with the underside of a desk
Matthew enjoys extreme desking in science class
by The Horse January 04, 2005
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When a man gets an erection then rubs it on the lower side of a desk then when it's gets soft he pushes the TOP of the penis down on the desk until he produces an orgasm
Hey have you heard about jake he was desking in class and then he kept moaning Yes when he produced the orgasm
by Killemanjaro April 01, 2017
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