Desiana

A very freaky but lovin young women most likely from Mexico or Dominican Republic with secretly very good Spanish vocabulary that once she has truly fell in love she doesn’t give up even when giving up on themselves

Desiana is a great person

by Hoe great June 16, 2018

Designated Dick

n. A male who is selected, before weekend activities begin, to be the booty call for the night. The designated dick is similar to a fuck buddy and friends with benefits but does not necessarily mean that he is either one of those. This predetermined male does not have an obligation to party with or see the female earlier in the day. Designated Dick only means that at the end of the night the male will leave or meet up with the female to participate in sexual activities.

"I need to make sure I have my designated dick situated so I know I'm getting it in this weekend."

"Gotta have my designated dick this weekend to make up for this awful week!"

by HayLove September 18, 2012

Designated Shitter

When a men's bathroom stall in a high traffic restroom is assigned for shitting only.

In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'

by Robert Sacamano November 17, 2014

designated driver

The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.

Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Designated Drunk

Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.

The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.

Random drunk: "Hey dude! Come have a shot with me!"
Designated Driver: "Gary, you're DD. Take that shot for me."
Gary: "Alright."

by Sanzone September 28, 2005

deviana

Deviana was really a strong girl, she can do anything to help people out there. She is really gorgeous or maybe she's the badass queen in this world. It's really great to have a girlfriend like her bcs once she love you she'll never let you go. Deviana is the most famous girl in the world bcs of her character sometimes can be a great and powerful leader, dancer, or singer omg she can do anything she wants. Don't make her angry or else she will register your death certificate so don't mess with Deviana. Not good at hiding her tears, but she's good at smiling to hide it. What a amazing girl she was. You're really lucky if you were her friends, her attitude will make you crazy out of the galaxy, she's loyal friends and girlfriend. She always comes to every party with the most expensive and luxury looks, walk like a queen when she's looking at you her smile can kill thousands of cells in your body. She's really cute, boys would die for her if they didn't get her loving characters. Born on December quite naughty but respect others. Deviana dad could says that she was a demonic daughter, but her mother instead saying that she was the angel, so prove it? Yes she Born Indigo with special gifted eyes. She will be the greatest mom for her children!

Look omg is that a Queen?! No she's Deviana how lucky is she with her luxury life!

by Janneseyra October 13, 2020

designated texter

a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages recieved on the drivers phone, thus alowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving.

Guy 1: "Woah, i almost hit that telephone pole back there, Dude you should be my designated texter "

Guy 2: "Yeah no problem bro"

by jdcftb12 September 29, 2008