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=These.
I love dese hoes.
dese by Fangsta March 17, 2003
Words you can keep
=decent

more commonly abbreviated as dece. but there are so many dece entries it was getting lame. i decided to branch out.

OHGHAY = okay
hey kid you're pretty dese for being such a newb
dese by beachtowelsaremyfavy May 30, 2009
Dese is another word for "chipi" meaning you're hot and untouchable. you're thee shiit and no one can tell you otherwise.
"haole dese, o dese and bakaso desolle "
dese by hottieww. November 24, 2021

Dese Nuts 

An explicit but humorous joke occuring when the letter "D" is brought up into conversation. The person hearing the "D" will obnoxiously shout "Dese Nuts," making the victim who brought up "D" look foolish and dim-witted. "Dese" is meant to be a shorter version of "These"
Joe: Man, my report card is filled with C's and D's
Rob: Dese NUTS

Joe: d00d It's so hot out here, I could use a refreshing glass of Sunny D
Rob: Sunny Dese Nuts

Joe: Guys, guys. Tracy has Double D's
Cliff: I knoowwwww
Rob: Double Dese Nuts
Cliff: AHHHH Joe you loser

Joe: Hey cliff, whats the fourth letter of the alphabet again?
Cliff: D
Joe: Dese nuts AHHHHH

Teacher: What's your last name, son?
Rob: It starts with a D
Joe: COUGHdesenutsCOUGH

Joe: D00d Kid Cudi's new album is so sweet
Rob: Kid Cud-ese nuts

Joe: Hey d00d can you please burn me that CD
Rob: CD-ese nuts AHHH

Teacher: Hello I will be your substitute for today. You can call me Mr. D
Joe: Mr Dese Nuts AHHHHH
Dese Nuts by robsjoes12 December 7, 2009

Dese nutts

Teacher: Are you done with that tests yet?
Nigga: Nah not yet.
Teacher: Well hury, double time.
Nigga: Double time dese nutts
Dese nutts by Aaron October 1, 2003

Dese nuts 

Gurl, suck dese nuts
Dese nuts by codehar October 30, 2008

Dese Bird 

Desert Eagle .50. One of the most powerful hand guns in the world. If you were to shoot someone at close range, you could literally blow their back out. You can hear this saying alot in the Hip-Hop community.
Yo J, grab me da Dese Bird. Ima bout to blast this fool.
Dese Bird by jK47 May 13, 2005
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