Dert dert Share definition Flag Word used to express stupidity. Best used in a Valley girl voice. Can also be used as just Dert. Girl 1: Oh shit! I spilled my coke! Girl 2: Ha! Dert dert. Dert dert by Jessica Bettina September 4, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Dert dert mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch