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derpylocks

Noun
1. An individual who embodies the adjective, 'derpy'. They appear clumsy, stupid, and lost while doing normal daily activities. The term is derived from "Goldilocks", the female character in The Three Bears who clearly doesn't know her stuff.
The staff working at the deli didn't know where anything was and take ridiculously long making everyone's sandwiches; the line didn't move for 10 minutes

"Why does this place only hire derpylocks?"
derpylocks by noideasforausername October 18, 2012

DerpyDonut999

Absolute fucking gamer, nice, sweet, funny, all-around epic.
h: Oh is that DerpyDonut999
DerpyDonut999: Yes it is, here's a million dollars.
DerpyDonut999 by TheRedDiamond February 24, 2021

DerpyDonut87

An Xbox gamer that streams and plays call of duty a lot
Omg is the the one and only DerpyDonut87?
DerpyDonut87 by DerpyDonut87 June 10, 2021

Derpidoo 

Derpidoo is an exclamation used by your typical derp to express excitement.
Derp 1: Derpidoo! I got the promotion!
Derp 2: Well done Derp! I knew you'd get it!
Derpidoo by TonyBony December 12, 2017

DerpDog123 

Best person in the world. Bestest Best because always best BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
DerpDog123 = Best PERIODT.
DerpDog123 by DerpDog123 January 7, 2021

derpyhoov 

A Instagram model that is known for exclusively posting “feet pics” made the term “hoov” mean dirty feet.
“Damn son you got some derpy hoov”

“Tino! Clean your feet before you get derpyhoov”