Definitions by Jason_Chatfield
eavesdrawing
When a cartoonist with a sketchbook is sitting two stools down, drawing cartoons of the overheard crap you blurt out after your third cocktail. (Works best with nonsequiturs.)
eavesdrawing by Jason_Chatfield February 22, 2022
Addiction-Tethering
"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."
Addiction-Tethering by Jason_Chatfield October 26, 2018
Questatement
The statement posing as a question that nincompoops pose in Q&A segments of live talks.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
"We'll throw it open to questions from the audience now, and please, no Questatements -we only have 15 minutes."
Questatement by Jason_Chatfield October 23, 2018
Generican
The generic American accent Australian film and TV actors learn, making them conspicuously foreign against their native American co-stars. Having no obvious dialectic influence from any particular state or region results in them learning a US from what they've heard on TV and film, thus perpetuating the Generican accent as its own "Springfield" of American accents.
It's so distracting hearing Russell Crowe's generican accent every time he has a line. Where the hell is his character supposed to be from?
Generican by Jason_Chatfield June 29, 2016
Westerosterone
The neurochemical produced in mens' brains when watching a sword fight on HBO's Game of Thrones. Derived from the name of the show's setting, "Westeros" and the hormone "Testosterone". Hence, Westerosterone.
Westerosterone by Jason_Chatfield April 13, 2015
Throner
The throbbing plot-boner you get when two or more storylines on HBO's Game of Thrones collide and characters you’ve been following for years meet each other for the first time. (Also referred to as a HBO'ner).
Game of Thrones + Throbbing Boner = Throner
Game of Thrones + Throbbing Boner = Throner
Throner by Jason_Chatfield April 13, 2015
derpstream
The infinite chasm one derps forth all mindless brainfarts that surface at any time of day, blurted while gormlessly holding a smartphone, waiting for something, anything to happen.
-Anything on Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+,Reddit,Vine or MySpace that is just nothing but pure, mindless, vapid Derp.
(Also spelled "Durpstream", or "D3rpstr33m")
-Anything on Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+,Reddit,Vine or MySpace that is just nothing but pure, mindless, vapid Derp.
(Also spelled "Durpstream", or "D3rpstr33m")
A: "Anything happening on the derpstream?"
B: "Jeremy got engaged and some kid got saved from a dog by a cat"
A: "Sweet" *continues lighting bong*
B: "Jeremy got engaged and some kid got saved from a dog by a cat"
A: "Sweet" *continues lighting bong*
derpstream by Jason_Chatfield May 17, 2014