The drug emitted from the brain when one is derping on addictive social media sites. The more you derp, the more derpamine is emitted to keep you derping.
While I'm trying to have a conversation with him, Jeremy keeps checking his @'s for another hit of derpamine. What a cunt.
The neurochemical produced in mens' brains when watching a sword fight on HBO's Game of Thrones. Derived from the name of the show's setting, "Westeros" and the hormone "Testosterone". Hence, Westerosterone.
"That fight between The Mountain and Brienne was so intense. I’m all hopped up on Westerosterone!"
The generic American accent Australian film and TV actors learn, making them conspicuously foreign against their native American co-stars. Having no obvious dialectic influence from any particular state or region results in them learning a US from what they've heard on TV and film, thus perpetuating the Generican accent as its own "Springfield" of American accents.
It's so distracting hearing Russell Crowe's generican accent every time he has a line. Where the hell is his character supposed to be from?
The infinite chasm one derps forth all mindless brainfarts that surface at any time of day, blurted while gormlessly holding a smartphone, waiting for something, anything to happen.
-Anything on Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+,Reddit,Vine or MySpace that is just nothing but pure, mindless, vapid Derp.
(Also spelled "Durpstream", or "D3rpstr33m")
A: "Anything happening on the derpstream?"
B: "Jeremy got engaged and some kid got saved from a dog by a cat"
A: "Sweet" *continues lighting bong*
The throbbing plot-boner you get when two or more storylines on HBO's Game of Thrones collide and characters you’ve been following for years meet each other for the first time. (Also referred to as a HBO'ner).
Game of Thrones + Throbbing Boner = Throner
“Bran just met Khaleesi and commandeered one of her dragons! That gave me such a Throner.”
Tethering a good habit to a bad addiction, so you aren't a COMPLETE pile of garbage.
"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."
Farts Unknown. When someone in the group farts but doesn't own up to it and the mystery remains.
"Fuck, if I ever find out who just Bourdained..."