8 definitions by Jason_Chatfield
The drug emitted from the brain when one is derping on addictive social media sites. The more you derp, the more derpamine is emitted to keep you derping.
While I'm trying to have a conversation with him, Jeremy keeps checking his @'s for another hit of derpamine. What a cunt.
by Jason_Chatfield August 29, 2013
"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."
by Jason_Chatfield October 26, 2018
The neurochemical produced in mens' brains when watching a sword fight on HBO's Game of Thrones. Derived from the name of the show's setting, "Westeros" and the hormone "Testosterone". Hence, Westerosterone.
by Jason_Chatfield April 13, 2015
The statement posing as a question that nincompoops pose in Q&A segments of live talks.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
"We'll throw it open to questions from the audience now, and please, no Questatements -we only have 15 minutes."
by Jason_Chatfield October 24, 2018
The infinite chasm one derps forth all mindless brainfarts that surface at any time of day, blurted while gormlessly holding a smartphone, waiting for something, anything to happen.
-Anything on Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+,Reddit,Vine or MySpace that is just nothing but pure, mindless, vapid Derp.
(Also spelled "Durpstream", or "D3rpstr33m")
-Anything on Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+,Reddit,Vine or MySpace that is just nothing but pure, mindless, vapid Derp.
(Also spelled "Durpstream", or "D3rpstr33m")
A: "Anything happening on the derpstream?"
B: "Jeremy got engaged and some kid got saved from a dog by a cat"
A: "Sweet" *continues lighting bong*
B: "Jeremy got engaged and some kid got saved from a dog by a cat"
A: "Sweet" *continues lighting bong*
by Jason_Chatfield May 17, 2014
The throbbing plot-boner you get when two or more storylines on HBO's Game of Thrones collide and characters you’ve been following for years meet each other for the first time. (Also referred to as a HBO'ner).
Game of Thrones + Throbbing Boner = Throner
Game of Thrones + Throbbing Boner = Throner
by Jason_Chatfield April 13, 2015
The generic American accent Australian film and TV actors learn, making them conspicuously foreign against their native American co-stars. Having no obvious dialectic influence from any particular state or region results in them learning a US from what they've heard on TV and film, thus perpetuating the Generican accent as its own "Springfield" of American accents.
It's so distracting hearing Russell Crowe's generican accent every time he has a line. Where the hell is his character supposed to be from?
by Jason_Chatfield June 29, 2016