Derka Derk! 

Exclamation used when being jumped by hoodlums. It can also be used as a question.

1. The gang jumped out of the bushes and the homeless person yelled, "Derka Derk!"
2.homeless person:why are you fools jumpin' me? Derka Derk?

Derka Derk! by King_Pin666 November 12, 2007

derka derk 

Person who is in a sense, a dickhead - spin-off of Team America: World Police's terrorists who say "Derka Derka Derka"

You're the biggest Derka Derk i've ever met in my life!

derka derk by edwinaaaaa May 3, 2006

derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk 

A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.

Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.

There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."

derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk by NadaSurf12 February 4, 2013

Herk Ma Derk 

Herk Ma Derk is code word for jerking off. Teachers won't understand what your saying and is perfect for the in class handy.

Hey could you Herk Ma Derk quick while the teacher isn't looking?

Herk Ma Derk by Fapper2000 May 13, 2014

derk slurp 

Derk Slurp Is A Underrated Tiktoker That is gay and a awesome influence for his younger viewers!

Guy: Who is that guy?
Me: That's Derk Slurp
Guy: He is hawt asf

derk slurp by Tiktok: vibes._.char September 22, 2020

The Triple Derk 

The process in which one takes two hoses from a hookah and takes three long hits back-to-back-to-back resulting in a buzz that exceeds all understanding. The less time in between hits the better and the final Derk should be held for as long as possible to prolong the communion with Mohammed.

You wanna hit The Triple Derk? Im feelin pretty derka-ish tonight.

The Triple Derk by Derka-stan June 14, 2009

herky derk 

to receive intimate, passionate, and/or erotic favors from one's sneaky link all while doing cartwheels like Fergie during the National Anthem.

I wish Bree from Lab Rats would herky derk me.

herky derk by abby (abster) November 23, 2022