2063

I stole the time machine from the 2058 guy. It was a bloody conflict. Over 1 million perished in the conflict.
The Sus califate rules over most of the Islamic world. Dont ask, earth 2.0 is weird.

Person 1: "sus"
Person 2: "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US IN 2063! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG"
Person 1: "on allah you seem to be a bit... sus"

2063 by Und Die Kaiser June 20, 2021

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5 April 2063

The day, Humanity makes first contact in Star Trek.

Guy 1: Hey did you know when first contact was made?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was the 5 April 2063.

5 April 2063 by SomeStarTrekdude November 28, 2020

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budgetz-20630 by budgetz June 5, 2026

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79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6B

try to insert this hex code in hexedit and see what happens :)

answer by scrolling down

This is a encrypted message that means "you have a little c**k but in encrypted hex
transforming into the hex code 79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6B.

WARNING: this post is only for fun, not made to offend someone.

79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6B by mister camera November 21, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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