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I stole the time machine from the 2058 guy. It was a bloody conflict. Over 1 million perished in the conflict.
The Sus califate rules over most of the Islamic world. Dont ask, earth 2.0 is weird.
Person 1: "sus"
Person 2: "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US IN 2063! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG"
Person 1: "on allah you seem to be a bit... sus"
2063 by Und Die Kaiser June 20, 2021
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5 April 2063 

The day, Humanity makes first contact in Star Trek.
Guy 1: Hey did you know when first contact was made?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was the 5 April 2063.
5 April 2063 by SomeStarTrekdude November 28, 2020

budgetz-20630

budgetz
budgetz-20630
budgetz-20630 by budgetz June 5, 2026

79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6B 

try to insert this hex code in hexedit and see what happens :)

answer by scrolling down
This is a encrypted message that means "you have a little c**k but in encrypted hex
transforming into the hex code 79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6B.

WARNING: this post is only for fun, not made to offend someone.
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026