2063

I stole the time machine from the 2058 guy. It was a bloody conflict. Over 1 million perished in the conflict.
The Sus califate rules over most of the Islamic world. Dont ask, earth 2.0 is weird.

Person 1: "sus"
Person 2: "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US IN 2063! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG"
Person 1: "on allah you seem to be a bit... sus"

2063 by Und Die Kaiser June 20, 2021

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5 April 2063

The day, Humanity makes first contact in Star Trek.

Guy 1: Hey did you know when first contact was made?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was the 5 April 2063.

5 April 2063 by SomeStarTrekdude November 28, 2020

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budgetz-20630 by budgetz June 5, 2026

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79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6B

try to insert this hex code in hexedit and see what happens :)

answer by scrolling down

This is a encrypted message that means "you have a little c**k but in encrypted hex
transforming into the hex code 79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6B.

WARNING: this post is only for fun, not made to offend someone.

79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6B by mister camera November 21, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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