Deprious 

The state of being both amused and depressed from an event, story, or by someone. Depressing and hilarious.

Little kids yelling at each other.

Letting Ahhnold run for President.

Deprious by cannedgoods December 10, 2004

Deprousing 

When a person, place, or situation is both depressing and arousing. Usually fits when a person is lonely af, AKA having the best sexual experience in his life attributed to his WAIFU body pillow.

Guy 1: Hey man, this flashlight I bought on Amazon was FUCKING amazing! You should totally get it!

Guy 2: Man, that shit’s DEPROUSING. Unlike you, I actually taste the real poontown with my dingerwenus.

Deprousing by HikaDika April 23, 2018

Derious 

When you're public speaking and swallow wrong causing you to cough uncontrollably. Also any other uncontrolable body issue when public speaking causing impromptu pause.

My friend was giving a speech in front of thr class and had a Derious. He could not stop coughing!

Derious by Kahlua_C August 17, 2019

derrious 

A person known for being funny an lazy but always gets his/her work done
Goffy,sleepyhead,Lazy
Has good looks and can dress well

How can you be so much like derrious

derrious by DabDaddy20 May 10, 2018

Deeriousnecropheliusbestialitist 

The act of fucking a dead deer

that deer is hot I’d love to Deeriousnecropheliusbestialitist if it died

Deeriousnecropheliusbestialitist by Poopsexmaster1234 February 18, 2020

depriosexual 

one who is attracted to characteristics , intuition, and awareness of an individual first than only after there is a possibility for sexual relations.

Karen thinks shes a goddess since she’s a depriosexual. Only men who are like Gandhi Can sleep with her.

depriosexual by Thespirituabaddie May 23, 2020

depriusing 

when your prius is making you depressed

god, last week my check engine light came on and now some people tried to steal my catalytic converter, that's so depriusing

depriusing by pirusman April 9, 2023