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Depressionary

The explanation of depressive missionary sex with a sexual longer term partner describing the lame legs down no effort missionary type style.
Can also be used for describing short term sexual partners and doing depressionary sexual acts

Mainly with partners who include sex that's mapped out aka twice a week Tuesday and Friday (so sad no fun no extra sexual plans)
"You know that girl I'm having sex with on the regular? All I'm getting is "depressionary.
Depressionary by Sexspression July 16, 2026
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Depressionable 

A combination of Lunchables and Depression. You open them up and instead of food, you get depression. You don't have Depressionable, you are Depressionable.
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Junior High Students: I am Depressionable

depressional 

to be extremely sad to the state of depression.
Look, Alan is crying. He must be depressional.
depressional by Adrian Johnsons August 6, 2010

depressionate 

The act of being depressed and procrastinating; having a mental breakdown
This project is gonna make me depressionate!

depressionated

a person more sadder than emos for example,
"woah he's depressionated don't talk to him hes very sad."
depressionated by kreaigz April 5, 2022

Depressionated

To get depressed - Something to be depressive Depressionated
My teacher is so cringe it made me "depressionated". - That place is so "depressionated".

depressionastic

A depressed person who is also fantastic
Not gonna lie right now, omg I'm feeling depressionastic
depressionastic by Luna_Jay August 1, 2022