Skip to main content
When you try to sound fancier
Dude 1: why aren't you staying

Dude2: sorry bro I have to depart
Depart by Asthma_kiddo.n64 April 22, 2019

depart-a-hor 

To think/feel that your horoscope lacks insight or meaty-ness. Possiblity to create ur own future in a humurous or fashionable sense.

(plural) hor-de-scope (d) : the act of changing someone
elses sign
Lately Johnny hasn't been fitting in with all the other taurus's so we hor-de-scoped him into a new category of cat-fish.

"I just don't feel like pisces anymore."

"the best way to depart-a-hor is sometimes to just be yourself"
depart-a-hor by chikalay April 6, 2012

Depart and split 

it means to leave word created my i am yung geek
"I'm finna depart and split". said bobby
Depart and split by Jameie box February 1, 2019

Fart and Depart 

To fart and then leave the scene of the crime before the deed is discovered.
Bill: 'Urgh, what's that smell?'
Alice: 'Chris must have let one go. A classic case of fart and depart.'
Fart and Depart by Dr C-K January 18, 2010

Oakland Police Depart

The worst police department, EVER!!! They don't do shit about the heavy crime in Oakland. It takes forever for them to show up after you report a crime. 69% of all the homicides in Oakland are never solved. They sit around and do nothing whatsoever, but they still collect overtime pay just for working a late night homicide. They're known for police brutality and the "Oakland Riders" incident. Look it up so you know what I'm talking about. As I type this up someone is probably getting shot or shot at and the O.P.D. are doing nothing.
Cop 1: Well he is most definitely dead...

Cop 2: We should harass innocent people and the community to try and get someone to tell us who did it.

Cop 1: I honestly don't care. I mean, we make about $98,000 a year. We shouldn't even try. The case might not get solved anyway.

And this is why Oakland Police Department ain't shit...
Oakland Police Depart by It'sslimmmm November 21, 2013

Clart and depart 

The act of having sexual intercourse with an individual (clarting) then leaving (departing) soon after.
Created by the iconic queen Ruby
No, I didn’t like that 🥷 it was just a clart and depart
Clart and depart by Rubyjulies June 19, 2025