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When you try to sound fancier
Dude 1: why aren't you staying

Dude2: sorry bro I have to depart
Depart by Asthma_kiddo.n64 April 22, 2019

depart-a-hor 

To think/feel that your horoscope lacks insight or meaty-ness. Possiblity to create ur own future in a humurous or fashionable sense.

(plural) hor-de-scope (d) : the act of changing someone
elses sign
Lately Johnny hasn't been fitting in with all the other taurus's so we hor-de-scoped him into a new category of cat-fish.

"I just don't feel like pisces anymore."

"the best way to depart-a-hor is sometimes to just be yourself"
depart-a-hor by chikalay April 6, 2012

Depart and split 

it means to leave word created my i am yung geek
"I'm finna depart and split". said bobby
Depart and split by Jameie box February 1, 2019

Fart and Depart 

To fart and then leave the scene of the crime before the deed is discovered.
Bill: 'Urgh, what's that smell?'
Alice: 'Chris must have let one go. A classic case of fart and depart.'
Fart and Depart by Dr C-K January 18, 2010

Oakland Police Depart

The worst police department, EVER!!! They don't do shit about the heavy crime in Oakland. It takes forever for them to show up after you report a crime. 69% of all the homicides in Oakland are never solved. They sit around and do nothing whatsoever, but they still collect overtime pay just for working a late night homicide. They're known for police brutality and the "Oakland Riders" incident. Look it up so you know what I'm talking about. As I type this up someone is probably getting shot or shot at and the O.P.D. are doing nothing.
Cop 1: Well he is most definitely dead...

Cop 2: We should harass innocent people and the community to try and get someone to tell us who did it.

Cop 1: I honestly don't care. I mean, we make about $98,000 a year. We shouldn't even try. The case might not get solved anyway.

And this is why Oakland Police Department ain't shit...
Oakland Police Depart by It'sslimmmm November 21, 2013

Clart and depart 

The act of having sexual intercourse with an individual (clarting) then leaving (departing) soon after.
Created by the iconic queen Ruby
No, I didn’t like that 🥷 it was just a clart and depart
Clart and depart by Rubyjulies June 19, 2025
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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