Because he knew funerals were miserable for everyone, this guy I know instead threw a departy for his friends. Rumor is that he rented a mansion for the purpose of using his corpse for a murder mystery. They say that whichever of his friends solves the mystery gets his inheritance. Now that's a departy!

Departy by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

Departia

Pronounced: (di-PART-shə)
A temporary disorder of the mental processes caused by vacation being less than one week away. Those with DEPARTIA typically exhibit lack of focus, impaired judgement, and incessant talking about their plans to co-workers.
Origin: from "depart", derived from "Dementia"
First used by TV Meteorologist Andrew Freiden

Don't rely on Tracy to file that TPS report on time. She's off next week and the departia has kicked in already.

Departia by GreatIdea June 19, 2014

department of the interior

Department of the interior yet another name for Vagina

I'm hoping to see the department of the interior tonight

department of the interior by Tonythetiler November 12, 2016

Departure Lounge

A poo store just behind the sludge valve. Where little Chocolate Hostages sit awaiting their release.

I have a little Chocolate Hostage sat in teh departure lounge, better find a crap trap quick.

Departure Lounge by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009

IT department

A place where you sit around a computer for eight hours watching movies, texting, and playing minesweeper.

Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.

Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.

Working in an IT department isn't very convincing but the pay rate is awesome, especially if you're fresh out of college.

IT department by pregnant rhino January 29, 2012

French Departure

French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.

“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)

And this, my friends, is a French Departure

French Departure by CR 2023 February 26, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026