Dejoy

A fine ass girl. She is always dubbing people, not because she bougie, but because she’s picky. Dejoy is a snack. She is original. Her name is like no other. Dejoy has lots of friends but only trusts her main best friend. Dejoy doesn’t mess around with every guy, in fact she’s very innocent. Lots of people don’t give Dejoy a chance.. they don’t get to know her. But if you do, you won’t regret it. Dejoy also doesn’t have a type. She likes every type of person no matter what they are.

Hot person: Dejoy lemme get a bite of that

Dejoy: ah I’m Alr...

by angel123💀👍♥️ May 18, 2020

dejoy

DeJoy is the french word for "of joy" is pronounced DehShWa.

Presley is full dejoy

by MasterGamer1322 March 7, 2017

DeJoy of Christmas

The special feeling one has around the holidays when first-class mail takes more than a week to reach its destination.

“I got your card the day after Christmas.”
“Now we can celebrate DeJoy of Christmas!”

by pseudopoz January 1, 2025

Louis DeJoy

Horrible Trump donor who just happens to be running the USPS. He kneecapped the post office so that Americans can’t vote Trump out in the upcoming election. See: Voter Suppression

My mail hasn’t been delivered in forever! Thank that Louis DeJoy!

by UrbanDefinitionMaker August 21, 2020

Decoy Porn

The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.

Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.

Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?

Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.

Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.

by Doctor Dbx January 18, 2009

The Dejo

A mythical sexually transmitted disease rumored to be in actual existence. It was created cerca 2003 when a manwhore of a student, nicknamed Dejo, from Eastern Oregon University slept with an equally whorish Mongolian exchange student. The two slept with an uncountable, yet enviable, number of other students and it spread like wildfire. No actual medical symptoms exist, however the social consequences are devastating, if not life lasting. The Dejo has been confirmed in at least 7 western states, and is now in Europe and Asia.

"So Jaime banged The Mongol, and then Valerie, who gives it to Landon, who spread it to Singo, and The German Chick too. Which means all of Boise definetly has it and possibly Germany too. Dude, I'm so glad I didn't get The Dejo".

by the nesto November 28, 2007

designated decoy

The friend that leaves the bar first pretending to be drunk and unable to walk, let alone drive. He draws the attention of the officer laying-in-wait so the rest of his buddies (who probably *are* drunk) can escape unnoticed.

After your buddy passes the breathalyzer test with a 0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled officer asks, "Sir, I saw you stumble out of that bar like you were under the influence, just asking to be pulled over. Are you nuts?"

"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."

by robzilla September 27, 2005