Defetion
Defetion by Jim "The Dangle" Johnston January 9, 2010
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porn deletion syndrome
PDS: Primary symptoms include deletion of large quanitities of porn after masturbation, followed by feelings of regret, and the subsequent downloading of even more porn to compensate for the loss. The disease typically takes hold after a rapid influx of new porn into the computer system will lead it to reach a level of Critical Ass: a type of self-actualization crisis in which a guy realizes that he could have ran for Congress and won, attained Grandmaster status in chess, or even developed an effective treatment for PDS had he chosen to apply himself differently. At this point, most males enter into the final stage of the process after swearing that they will never watch another porn for the rest of their cursed lives. This "Renouncement Stage" typically lasts somewhere between the amount of time David Blaine stood on a pole without sleeping, and the time David Blaine spent in a water bubble shitting in a tube, and usually ends similarly with intense crying after realizing the beauty of humanity. Fear not my friends, we will find treatment, and by treatment, I mean we will find a way for you not to delete your favorite episode of "Barely Legal" when it is clearly still its prime.
porn deletion syndrome by the_aenima July 19, 2010
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Deletionary
Jeff used his deletionary privilege to remove unwanted words that were rightfully urban thumbs down.....
Deletionary by Jeff D February 16, 2006
Deletionism
Deletionism (noun deletionist) is a Wikipedian Philosophy advocating for deleting unpopular or famous stubs. Deletionists want Wikipedia to be similar to a paper Encyclopaedia. So, Wikipedia would have only a few, very long, articles.
Deletionism is quite irritating. They don't support whether or not the information on Wikipedia is valid, or can be expanded, they take the easy way out. They delete it rather than edit it!
Deletionism by Secular leftist October 21, 2005
Defeation
Defeation by Jonny boychuck March 18, 2018
Recommend for Deletion
the shit that the flies (little children and chavs) click on and along with the retards on the quality control box it just means that UD is getting less useful every fucking day..
Recommend for Deletion by TV sucks February 23, 2005
self deletion
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