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Getting slapped in the ear in jail.
Defauce being slapped in the ear so hard your ear rings usually when you have broken a jail rule.
Defauce by a gangster June 22, 2013
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defacebooking 

Defacebooking is sabotage of a friend’s Facebook ‘Wall’. Typical examples of defacebooking include outing the friend as a pedophile, a truant, a stealer of office supplies, a backstabber of BFFs, or a closet Mormon.
I had to un-friend Jeremy for defacebooking me! He ratted me out on my Wall for trying to poach Chase’s not quite-eighteen year old sister at Chase's party. Jeremy waited til I had just started my shift, and when I logged back on my Wall was like totally covered in flames.
defacebooking by Mo Dixley February 3, 2010
To remove a 'friendship' from facebook due to having either accidentily adding him/her as a friend or actually adding them and reconsidering later.
"Yeah, there was this guy in my network who added me. I thought he looked ok, but his updates were really cramping my news feed, so I had to deface him."

"I went on a date with a girl I met a week before and like the day after our date she changed her status to 'in a relationship.' I defaced her."
deface by Zennon January 6, 2008
Word of the Day on December 24, 2017

defsauce 

You are defsauce cooler than me.
defsauce by aalfonso<3 December 7, 2010

deface her face 

The act of humiliating a girl by ejaculating on her face and having her sit with it on her face until the sexual component has left, and the situation turns to humiliation. As she sits there it's imperative she cannot wipe it off. During this time you ask her questions about how she feels and whats going through her head. By this time you will see the mental breakdown begin.
I totally want to deface her face. I think she wouldnt be as stuck up if she had a load or two on her face and i had her ponder why she is a whore.
deface her face by reggie knowles September 30, 2006
The act in which a domain or site's home page directory contents have been removed and replaced with something else that wasn't intentional by the owner or sysop of the site. This is known as being defaced (hacked), and can be done by finding vulnerabilities on the server (IIS) which hosts the site/domain. You can view a list of defaced sites by visiting the following link http://www.zone-h.org/en/defacements.
I will deface your site.
Microsoft.com has been defaced once again.
defaced by 3nc0d3r May 13, 2005

Defacecate 

Word: Defacecate
Pronunciation: de-feys-keyt
Verb: def•acecat•ed, def•ace•cat•ing.

Verb - used without object
1. to discharge excrement from the bowels while logging on to facebook account.
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Example1: I was defacecating when I thought of this word.
Example2: Please hold my calls, I am going to the restroom to defacecate
Defacecate by joelda March 4, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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