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Deerface 

The look you get when you walk into a fine looking establishment for some mellow pre-drinks and walk out at 6am missing your shoe.
Boys "Hey girls how you doin' let me make some drinks"
Girls "We got some dinner ready, lets eat"
___Night continues___
(sharpie marker is out, thug life is on your belly)
(your wearing mini mouse ears and a girl isn't wearing pants)
(you are rolling around the floor and Queso is biting your socks)
(A girl comes home with a patio lamp)
(you start a band and smoke weed)
Girls" can you go to sevy and get pancake ingredients?"
Boys " yHAfnbasdngshjbha BRB!!!!"
____crepes and nutella_____
(we pull out the murphey and pull out couch)
(10 people sleep over)
(people leave randomly as they wake up)

your shirt is ripped and you can't find your shoe...

you got deerfaced.
Deerface by DEERDIARIES.BLOGSPOT.COM September 10, 2010
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Deepface 

A particularly offensive and possibly violent occurence of deepthroat, often employed in rape simulation
See also Tableface
"She's gonna get a nice dose of Deepface looking like that if she comes near me"
Deepface by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026