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Deckers horse penis 

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.
Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
Deckers horse penis by afi GR October 21, 2010

upper deckers 

As per the John Waters' film A Dirty Shame, an upper decker is the act of defecating in the tank of the toliet.

(As per my intoxication, an upper decker is my ability to write this while in the act (I'm currently the upper deck).)
"I started doing upper deckers, shitting in the top tank of the toliet, where no one would ever look to find the odor . . . "
upper deckers by iloverobots01 January 9, 2006

The Deckers 

A cyberpunk gang in "Saints Row The Third" that has young, mostly male members.
I'm a member of the Deckers.
The Deckers by Matildawss June 25, 2021

Sprinky Deckers 

When your toilet is so overflowed with shit, not one more drop of DOOKY could ever fit in it.
The toilets at the JCB all have sprinky deckers in them.

lil deckers 

the name for fans of Declan Mckenna
“did you see that Declan Mckenna said his fans don’t have a name?”
“yeah it’s like he’s completely ignoring the lil deckers”
lil deckers by skadeordie September 9, 2020

The Lil Deckers

The Lil Deckers are fans of British singer/songwriter Declan McKenna. They're known for being "loud, memey, audacious, and musicheads" according to the musician.
Did you hear that Declan McKenna said his fans don't have a name? It's as if The Lil Deckers don't even exist to him.
The Lil Deckers by skadeordie September 9, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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