Deck swabbing 

When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.

When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.

Deck swabbing by Alcoholic Synonymous August 29, 2011

swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.

i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck

swabbing the deck by D nasty July 24, 2006

swabbing the deck

When you are having a threesome and one of the girls (or guys) is cleaning your ears with q-tips really fast. Its orgasmic!

"Last night I was doing this one chick while the other was swabbing the deck."

swabbing the deck by Darlaohgeez December 14, 2008

Swabbing the poop deck 

The act of gay pirates rimming each other.

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"

Swabbing the poop deck by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

swabbing the poop deck 

when you stick your peepee in her bum bum.

i was swabbing the poop deck if you know what i’m saying.

swabbing the poop deck by bighammy March 1, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020