Deck swabbing

When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.

When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.

by Alcoholic Synonymous August 29, 2011

swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.

i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck

by D nasty July 24, 2006

swabbing the deck

When you are having a threesome and one of the girls (or guys) is cleaning your ears with q-tips really fast. Its orgasmic!

"Last night I was doing this one chick while the other was swabbing the deck."

by Darlaohgeez December 14, 2008

Swabbing the poop deck

The act of gay pirates rimming each other.

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

swabbing the poop deck

when you stick your peepee in her bum bum.

i was swabbing the poop deck if you know what i’m saying.

by bighammy March 1, 2019