To imbibe copious alcoholic beverages as a way of dealing with Christmastime stresses.
"I'm so exhausted by Christmas shopping with my whiny kids, I just want to deck the halls with some eggnog and brandy the rest of the day."
by giraffe-o December 2, 2009
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When one performs sex with another partner during christmas szn. Usually occurring near a christmas tree while both partners have lights and ornaments hanging on them as if they are christmas trees. Stuff with the butt is necessary.
Dom: Yo bro did you deck the halls of Georgia last night?
Tim: Hell yeah bro! I ate that ass too.

Dom: Aye that’s whats up.
by pussayslayerr101 September 3, 2019
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1. A Traditional Welsh/Scottish-English Christmas carol

2. Punching a bag of Halls Cough Drops
Charlie has anger issues and a bad cough, so when the bag of cough drops wouldn't open on Christmas Eve, he knew he had to Deck the Halls.
by Senor Fuckwad December 3, 2020
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*music* “ Deck the halls with all these body’s pow-pow-pow-pow-pow—pow-pow-pow””if you think im a little crazy you-can-suck-my-dick-you-little-prick””Running now the police are coming running-down-the-street-to-the-fucking-car””the police are chasing were at full speed where-kinda-screwed-we’re-running-out-of-gas” *more music* “Running down the streets of a city getting-shot-at-by-the-police-of-doom””like every action movie I-come-out-unscraped-like-come-on-boy””Run down this ally with me please just-a-casually-placed-fucking-car””now escaping at full speed laughing-all-the-way-yelling-fuck-the-police” *more music* “now counting all the money we robbed from-the-bank-we-robbed-with-all-the-dead-guys””clinking bottles for the victory getting-drunk-all-night-like-any-irish-guy””with these women in are arms we’re-getting-laid-easly-with-all-this-damn-money””waking up in a dazzy last-night-was-a-hell-of-a-party””yes-it-was-a-hell-of-a-good-party
by Lorddeath562 November 24, 2017
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