Deceptionist

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n. A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.

The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!

Deceptionist by r1r1 August 1, 2008

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Deceptionist

Someone who is skilled in the art of Deception

That girl is quite the deceptionist.

Deceptionist by XxFawnxX December 12, 2017

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Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

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Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.

"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."

Receptionista by Tony Red September 2, 2009

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Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

Dick Receptionist by jaioramos November 15, 2022

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receptionist

answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated people on the other end of the phone

receptionist: im sorry i dont have theitr personal number but i can transfer you.
caffine freak: GAH fine i guess *sigh*

receptionist by mouse_347 August 25, 2007

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fit receptionist

A really fit and horny mother 'ucker of a receptionist who gets stared at by stalker "smonzie"

fit Receptionist at Thornleigh

fit receptionist by man 32145 June 12, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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