Deceptionist 

n. A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.

The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!

Deceptionist by r1r1 August 1, 2008

Deceptionist 

Someone who is skilled in the art of Deception

That girl is quite the deceptionist.

Deceptionist by XxFawnxX December 12, 2017

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

Receptionista 

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.

"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."

Receptionista by Tony Red September 2, 2009

Dick Receptionist 

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

Dick Receptionist by jaioramos November 15, 2022

receptionist 

answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated people on the other end of the phone

receptionist: im sorry i dont have theitr personal number but i can transfer you.
caffine freak: GAH fine i guess *sigh*

receptionist by mouse_347 August 25, 2007

fit receptionist 

A really fit and horny mother 'ucker of a receptionist who gets stared at by stalker "smonzie"

fit Receptionist at Thornleigh

fit receptionist by man 32145 June 12, 2009