deceptionista 

A master of disguises that concern hiding one’s identity using wigs, makeup, clothing/ costumes, etc.

Likely has multiple outfits ready to make themselves unrecognizable

The talented deceptionista sat in a coffee shop wearing an outfit that rendered them unrecognizable to even the closest of their friends and family.

deceptionista by Washair July 15, 2022

Receptionista 

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.

"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."

Receptionista by Tony Red September 2, 2009

Deceptionist 

n. A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.

The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!

Deceptionist by r1r1 August 1, 2008

Deceptionist 

Someone who is skilled in the art of Deception

That girl is quite the deceptionist.

Deceptionist by XxFawnxX December 12, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019