Decapriotate

The act of breaking up with a someone because they reach a certain age. Leonardo Decaprio is infamous for his long run of only dating women under the age of 25.

Coined by @CautiousArachnidz on Reddit.com ("She’ll get Dicapriotated™).

"She might get decapriotated after her birthday - he only dates women under the age of 25"

"Cindy is a cougar that tends to decapriotate her partner at age 30"

by bluevelveeta March 20, 2025

decapitate

To remove the head from the body.

After Louis was decapitated he had no place to hang his hat.

by Madler September 24, 2005

Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

Decapitated

An awesome death metal band from Poland.

Decapitated are better than you.

by zappp November 15, 2005

Decapitate the Dog

When one is 'prairie doggin it' and clinches his or her rectum at a most inopportune time, resulting in a small turd being cut from the larger mass of shit completely or partially as a dingle-berry.

"Decapitate the Dog"
Dude, me and the bros were cruising down the interstate and i was prairie doggin mad until a deer ran out in front of the truck and we slammed it. Totally decapitated the dog man, it was embarrassing.

by Dingle-Dog July 18, 2012

Decapitated

Headless.

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd

"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"

by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008