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Deballed 

the actual physical act a wife should due when husband is caught being a man whore
Did you hear what happen to Mr. Spade?

No, due tell.

Ms. Spade called bullshit on him, caught him being a man whore and DEBALLED that man right there with her bare hands then shoved his man whore balls down his throat.

Dang, why would he be SO CRUEL.
Deballed by DavePrickASpade July 30, 2014
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Deballed 

Castrate, Degrade, Humiliate, make a dick out of a guy. Must apply to a male being an asshole for some reason.
After learning that his girlfriends ex abused her, at the following weeks local rock concert serving as an opening act, lead vocalist Tony deballed her ex verbally in front of 10,000 fucking people spewing hatred into the audience venting his frustration and anger towards him.
Deballed by Bobby Balling October 16, 2009

debacled 

to have a sudden onslaught of ludicrous failure brought down upon you...especially after you illegally video tape other teams' practice...and arrogantly prance into superbowl XL II expecting to be handed the Lombardi trophy while wearing a ridiculous red hoodie.
"we knew that the patriot's defense was one of the weakest links of the team...but what happened tonight was that the strength of the patriot's team got...DEBACLED!"
--emmitt james smith III
debacled by holdenfunk February 5, 2008

de-balled 

losing ones scrotum in an unmanly act or physical violence.
matt got de-balled by a ferocious dodgeball to the groin
de-balled by The Dancing Man October 27, 2006
The past tense of Dballing. When something in life undeservingly fucks you so hard that there is nothing in your capability that you can do about it, therefore you are forced to do nothing but sit there and accept it.
This absolute trash can of a player just whopped my ass because the game Dballed me.
Dballed by Snippin Ya Papers April 12, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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