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Craft Corner Deathmatch 

The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.
It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.

Deathmilk 

Willingly or unwillingly losing your life, after ejaculating too many times without rehydrating correctly. To die from dehydration from cumming to much.
"I want that toxic goth chick to deathmilk me."
"This will be my last cum, she is about to deathmilk me."
Deathmilk by Trust SISI September 23, 2023

deathmatter56 

a weird guy on youtube who attempted to break the world record for kicking his head over and over again. his videos are special, meaning "brain draining".
p1: " hey did you see the new deathmatter56 video?"
p2: " yeah, it sucked."
deathmatter56 by creepy carrie April 23, 2009

celebrity deathmatch 

A hillarious show that used to run on MTV. The show was animated with clay and pitted 2 celebrities that had something in common (ie Nsync and the Backstreet Boys) against each other in a fight to the death.

deathmaster 

1) The character in a role-playing game who is extremely effective in combat.
2) A video gamer who regularly lays waste to all of his opposition.
"Mike was kicking my ass in Halo 2 - he's totally the deathmaster."
deathmaster by Steve H. March 18, 2005

deathmatch

When two individuals agree to a fight to the death. This is a mode of settling conflicts which is usually neglected in modern society. A deathmatch is always an unarmed fight, otherwise it would be called a duel.
When Carl refused to leave my house when I asked, I challenged him to a deathmatch.
deathmatch by Ereal January 31, 2005