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The emo death fall ritual 

The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"

Death Breaks The Fall 

Refers to falling in love.When you fall for someone.There is always a chance of getting hurt.Just like real falling.But if something is there to break your fall.You dont get hurt.So when you fall for someone and they fall for you too.They break your fall and you dont get hurt.But the only way to make sure you dont get hurt .Is if you die,and never fall in love.
Death Breaks The Fall so you Never get hurt.
Deathmall is the greatest.
Deathmall by Roger785 September 12, 2018

Deathball 

A game played in winter whereas one person stands under a street light covered in icicles while others throw snowballs at the street light in an attempt to cause the icicles to fall on the person's head, thus causing comical to life-threatening injuries. The victor is he or she who withstands the game without succumbing to injury or death.
Me and Wang played deathball for 2 hours before Wang became paraplegic from an icicle in the back.
Deathball by Biff Jerquee June 13, 2009

Deathball 5000 

A full contact game played by two teams using a spikey ball.
I played two games of deathball 5000 last night, boy are my inner thighs bruised!

Deathball 

A game in which 5 or more players form a line with a minimum of four to the line and the fifth person roughly ten yards to their backs. The fifth person throws a ball of any kind or a frisbee at the line in hopes of hitting another player, then returns to the left of the line while the person struck moves to the thrower position. Unless of course the thrower misses in which case the person on the right of the line goes next. People on the line must stay facing in the opposite direction of the thrower with no indicator of when the ball is thrown or who is the target. The object of the game, to hurt the other players.
"Awsome game of deathball the other day dude!" "yeah, real awsome. Im still covered in welts.
Deathball by Thirty-Thirty February 4, 2009