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The emo death fall ritual 

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The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"

Death Breaks The Fall 

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Refers to falling in love.When you fall for someone.There is always a chance of getting hurt.Just like real falling.But if something is there to break your fall.You dont get hurt.So when you fall for someone and they fall for you too.They break your fall and you dont get hurt.But the only way to make sure you dont get hurt .Is if you die,and never fall in love.
Death Breaks The Fall so you Never get hurt.

Deathmall

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A legendary gamer who walks the earth.
Deathmall is the greatest.
Deathmall by Roger785 September 12, 2018

Deathball 

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A game played in winter whereas one person stands under a street light covered in icicles while others throw snowballs at the street light in an attempt to cause the icicles to fall on the person's head, thus causing comical to life-threatening injuries. The victor is he or she who withstands the game without succumbing to injury or death.
Me and Wang played deathball for 2 hours before Wang became paraplegic from an icicle in the back.
Deathball by Biff Jerquee June 13, 2009

Deathball 5000 

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A full contact game played by two teams using a spikey ball.
I played two games of deathball 5000 last night, boy are my inner thighs bruised!

Deathball 

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A game in which 5 or more players form a line with a minimum of four to the line and the fifth person roughly ten yards to their backs. The fifth person throws a ball of any kind or a frisbee at the line in hopes of hitting another player, then returns to the left of the line while the person struck moves to the thrower position. Unless of course the thrower misses in which case the person on the right of the line goes next. People on the line must stay facing in the opposite direction of the thrower with no indicator of when the ball is thrown or who is the target. The object of the game, to hurt the other players.
"Awsome game of deathball the other day dude!" "yeah, real awsome. Im still covered in welts.
Deathball by Thirty-Thirty February 4, 2009
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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