A retarded thing you probably used to do in Elementary-7th grade school lunch.
Once you open a “deathball” there is no going back and it is HELL Usually, you or a pack of kids get the parts of lunch they don’
t want or ones that make the ball smell worse (Mayo,Fruit, hot sauce, cheese, milk, garlic sauce,etc.)They bunch all of the
food into a opaque wrapper (chip bags,foil.), Then one of the kids proceed to
bomb the girl’
s table or the one across from them,claiming that there is a tasty snack in there (cookies, PB&J,ice cream). Once one of the kids accidentally notice what’s inside the
ball, they are so grossed out of what is in it that they simply don’
t have the ability to snitch. Once opened, they usually pass it on to another table and it keeps on going, making the joke more intense. About 15% of the
time, depending on how
gullible or younger they are WILL vomit.
Kid 1: Guys lets make a deathball, and pass it onto the girl’s tables because they are tattletales!
Other 4 Kids: Sure!
Kid 1:Here’s the bag.
Kid 2: Here’s the Hot sauce and mayo.
Kid 3:Here’s the carrots and ranch.
Kid 4:Here’s the chicken bone and dragon
juice.
Kid 5:And heres the grapes and strawberry milk.
(Closing and bunching the bag)
Suddenly Kids 1,2,3,5:1,2,3 Not it
Kid 4: Fuck.
Kid 2: Their table is the one across from us. Tell them that there is a pack of hot chips in there!
(Kid 4 runs to the table)
Kid 4:There’s hot chips in here!
Girl 1: Thanks, now get out!
Girl 2: How stupid right!
Girl 1:Yeah, here’s a chip! (Not looking what she is reaching for)
(Suddenly she notices)
(After lunch)
Kid 5:Where’s Girl 1?
Kid 3:Out for the day.
(The five kids are laughing like hell)