Deadlaughing 

It's laughing so hard your you feel it in your whole body. Just like a deadlift.

I was hanging out with my SSOC friends til 2am. I had to have a protein shake when I got home. I was deadlaughing all fucking night

Deadlaughing by OVC big Johnson April 21, 2020

Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting 

A deterant stratergy used by woman to ward off sex offenders, whereby upon being raped, a woman will pretend to be dead in order to scare off the confused attacker.

Double-Deadnaughting (DDN) is when the offender himself, upon realising that his victim is trying to deadnaught, also goes into a sleep like manouver. This can result in a game of chicken, whereby each person is affraid to move; and may last up to several hours.

Seedy Pedo 1: "Oi, so what happened with you and that chick last night?"
Seedy Pedo 2: "Well, I took her back to some ally, and slipped one up her. She was putting up a bit of fighter at first, then after a few minutes she pulled a Deadnaught on me! I wanted to keep going, but without the fight, what's the point?"
Seedy Pedo 1: "You should have Double-Deadnaughted her!"
Seedy Pedo 2: "Fuck! Completely forgot!"
Seedy Pedo 1; "Rookie mistake.. Better luck next time."

Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting

Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting by Daughter 'n' Deadnaughter December 18, 2012