dead mission 

To describe a move or activity that isn't worth it.

Guy 1: Hey bruh you tryna go to Bowie this weekend to go see this girl?
Guy 2: Bowie far as hell naw! That's a whole dead mission.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go and try to get that lightskin girls number over there wish me luck.
Guy 2: She sitting with a group of dudes bruh you know that's a dead mission.

dead mission by Clutch_Oven June 3, 2016

dead as a missing schoolgirl 

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

dead as a missing schoolgirl by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Dadmission 

An errand traditionally performed by a woman spelled out in a note and handed to her husband to complete.

With his mouth wide open and the candy aisle stretching before him this man's dadmission was to purchase enough candy for his daughter's class to produce a gingerbread house.

Dadmission by nothingyet December 6, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022