Dead Off 

Another way of saying someone got killed, got clapped, got beaten badly. its really just a saying of someone getting super violated to the point of no return

Person 1: You see that little waste youth over there? he got dead off for talking mad shit

Person2: LMAOOOOO yo oh nah that boy got dead off

Dead Off by 50zMon007 July 6, 2021

dead off you 

Dead off you meaning; you want nothing to do with anyone or anything of any sort no matter how small or how big, their just dead to you completely😌

Him: I don’t care about you or your feelings

Her: yeah I’m dead off you😌byee

dead off you by Japan❤️ May 10, 2023

better off dead 

-phrase.
1. Ususally implying that someone is a useless piece of crap.
2. Situation where there is no upside, therefore the only way out is to commit suicide and/or, be killed.
3. Suggests pain will not yield, and only escape is death.

1. Sera: Ryan is so inept and a waste of skin.
Tish: Yeah, he'd be better off dead.

2. Elisabeth is going to be trapped at the psycho ward, and she's sane. She feels like she'd be better off dead.

better off dead by Elisara January 28, 2008

Wanking Dead Dogs off 

What a man (or woman) does to pass the time of day if he so wishes.

"Where's Ginner?"

"Wanking dead dogs off at the side of the road"

"Oh"

Wanking Dead Dogs off by Edith Pilchester July 30, 2008

Beating Off A Dead Horse 

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

Beating Off A Dead Horse by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.

Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin! by kam75xx June 11, 2021

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls 

used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked

At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls by nimphoboy May 17, 2006