Dead Baby

A series of jokes that are increasingly popular with angsty teens.

(One of the funnier dead baby jokes)

Emo: Whats worse than a pile of a thousand dead babies?
Normal Person: I'm probably gunna regret this but, what?
Emo: The one at the bottom eating its way out!
Normal Person: *while laughing* Ah! Thats just sick!!!

by MyHeadHurts October 14, 2007

dead babies

semen found in a napkin or dried on the small of yo bitches tramp-stamped back.

one squirt, million dead babies

jill was kind enough to swallow my dead babies, go green save the woods and the trees.

by beckieness August 05, 2010

dead baby

the target of one of the greatest types of jokes ever made

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage!

by miedracolon December 16, 2007

dead baby

a baby that is no longer living, possibly murdered.

whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long? a dead baby!

by chip meadows June 04, 2006

dead babies

1. A comedy goldmine.
2. A nutritious source of protein and B-vitamins.
3. Great sex toys.

1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.

2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.

OR

A. Take your foot off it's head.

3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?

A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.

by D34DB4B135 September 11, 2010

dead babies

a series of disturbing jokes comparing things to dead babies.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari.
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

by Fat Al May 09, 2007

dead babies

ill luck, mishaps, bad circumstances.

after the boat started taking in water, they knew it was all dead babies from here on out.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004