DiPietro’d (verb, informal)
The state of physical and temporal disarray resulting from
excessive socializing with R. Dipietro, often characterized by
mysterious bodily dysfunctions, memory gaps, and the complete forfeiture of
the following calendar day.
DiPietro'd: "I was
supposed to be at work by 9, but I got DiPietro’d
last night and woke up in a hammock with
no pants and a half-eaten calzone."