One playin ass whore who gets into people's feelings for a couple of weeks then gets back with her ex-boyfriend spontaneously then tries to suck another dudes dick during the process.
the most annoyingly funny, know it all, guy who ever figured out how to live life. He may seem like a cold hearted ass, but deep down he just wants love, and to be loved. he will show a suprising amount of care, but in the end all he needs is a smile.
The state of physical and temporal disarray resulting from excessive socializing with R. Dipietro, often characterized by mysterious bodily dysfunctions, memory gaps, and the complete forfeiture of the following calendar day.
DiPietro'd: "I was supposed to be at work by 9, but I got DiPietro’d last night and woke up in a hammock with no pants and a half-eaten calzone."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.