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Dayturian 

1 pint an hour - every hour - for 24 hours.
Time for the third bi-annual dayturian.
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Dayturnal 

The term used for the opposite of nocturnal by idiots who don't know the word diurnal.
Idiot: "Most humans are dayturnal, unlike raccoons and owls."

Others: facepalm
Dayturnal by crayonsaretasty July 6, 2011
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Dayturnal 

A moron's rendition of "diurnal," the actual word meaning the opposite of nocturnal.
John: I heard humans was dayturnal, them is the opposite of owls.

Me: Humans are diurnal creatures, not "dayturnal," you fucking idiot.
Dayturnal by Pnohmmin' It July 7, 2011

Dayturnal 

It's diurnal. A word uneducated people use to sound creative, cause they've only ever heard of the more commonly used 'nocturnal'.
Idiot: Karah is dayturnal because she wakes-
Smart person: Dude, shut up, it's diurnal.
Dayturnal by GodoftheGame July 7, 2011

Dayturnal 

The word retards use who don't know that there is already a word for daytime activity called "diurnal".
NumTung uses the word "dayturnal" because he's heard of "nocturnal" but never "diurnal." What a chump.
Dayturnal by punchy100 July 6, 2011

Daydrian 

Usually a tall, beautiful, african american that has a bright bubbily personality. very athletic, has a little attitude, outspoken and loud!
You seem like a Daydrian to me! :)
Daydrian by DaydrianNinjaaaa! :)) August 16, 2011

Dayturnal 

A completely retarded way of saying diurnal; the opposite of nocturnal.
Karah is dayturnal because she sleeps until four in the morning, is awake all day and passes out at 8:00

Oh, you mean she's diurnal?
Dayturnal by leggy_blonde July 6, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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