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David or Daaaybid

Usually a tanned dark and handsome bloke , who's got a trademark smile.

If you haven't fucked him yet , your obviously a yucky sorta gal , because David self admittedly will cop anything. His ability to make you laugh either at him or with him is always guaranteed when your in close range of him.

Although he reckons he's an old school skeg , proof of his gap tells another story. But let me tell ya straight , what he lacks in footwork & skateboarding skills , he makes up for with too notch hand & mouth capabilities on an oussy. Cunt'll have ya suffocating yourself under ya pillow.

He comes from a long line of lynches , his buduu is brown and equipped with plenty of inches.
Builder by trade , with a tool belt tan. Whipper snipping isn't one of his strong points he leaves you with a half job rob.

If you ever meet a David that walks with one hand or both in his pockets with a bit of a hip swing , make sure you stop and shake his hand & offer him a bum . Better yet , throw him your loose change & flash him your titts. He might even let you have a few of his Dickie nits.
To sum up in just a short phrase

What a David means to me

If you don't have a daaaybid as your mcjoshy mate , you may as well go home and cry.

Because my mate daybid makes my world a phenomenally better place to be in.

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Daybid by Daybid April 21, 2023
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A tall, extremely handsome man with luscious, long dark hair and big, brown eyes. Dayvid may seem introverted and mysterious, and he may make cynical, sadistic jokes. At first glance, he may also seem or sound gay. Dayvid may also look like a stoner.
Basic White Bitch #1: Oh my god! Dayvid smiled at me today! He's so hot!!
Basic White Bitch #2: Isn't he gay?
Dayvid by princess-ekans March 4, 2016
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A name for a yet unborn Child between Zem and Noreen. Named after Daniel aka "Dab" Daniel and David Lopez.
"Is your name Dabid" "No it's Dabid, call me Dab"
Dabid by Zem721 December 6, 2016
An ancient creature who rose from the depths of hell and entered the material world through an ice cave in Antarctica. He is often seen wielding a glock 9mm, and sipping a martini. He is able to extend his limbs indefinitely and has a head shaped like the Star Of David. His body resembles a stick figure and is an ominous matte black. He often kidnaps people and is seen lurking in clubs during late night parties.
Good lord save us all! Dabid just ate Jonny!
Dabid by Skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt September 21, 2018

dabidnezman

Dabidnezman is a person (usually a man) who is doing bidnez, is about to do bidnez, or has just finished doing bidnez. Dabidnezman has bidnez class at bidnez time while wearing bidnez socks.
Hey look its doo doo doo flicky flicky what what dabidnezman.
Donde esta el hombrenegocias?
Dabidnezman!!
the hottest fucking dev on this planet periodt.
dabido heato
dabido by le owlet May 4, 2022
A day students at a boarding school. The term refers to how the day students always need their mommy every night like a baby.
The daybies are always taking my clothes when they forget thiers at home.
daybies by jlomead January 25, 2010
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