Day Shift

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Term used to describe an ugly, fat or otherwise undesirable woman.

Joe: Hey VAnce is the new sales chick hot?
VAnce: No way man, that bitch is a bit too Day Shift for me.

Day Shift by Damienhellfire August 25, 2019

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Day Shift Hero

Someone scheduled to work the first shift during standard daylight working hours at a three shift workplace who constantly complains and calls off. The individual may or may not suffer from an illogical persecution complex despite having the primary benefits of the three shift system tailored to his/her shift.

Bob called off again because he thinks working 9-5 is so hard. What a Day Shift Hero.

Day Shift Hero by Corporal America March 22, 2020

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day shift stripper

A very average stripper working the day shift in some shit hole strip club.

Barbie hit hard times in her later years, only gig she could get was as a day shift stripper.

day shift stripper by Mariofingerbang June 6, 2025

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day-shifter

A very ugly lady.A term that stems from the Amsterdam red light district .Anyone who has ever browsed the shop windows will notice a marked difference in quality depending on the time of day that the young lady is working .

Was it you I saw leaving the party with that day-shifter?
What is your major malfunction ?

day-shifter by Bob the Balleen January 17, 2008

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day shifted

When some one fuckes up real bad on day shift

Man chris really fucked up that term he really day shifted it

day shifted by Taydum tod April 12, 2019

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National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

National Shifting Day by rarathelion November 10, 2020

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National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

National Shifting Day by rarathelion November 10, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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