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Day kill 

A dick appointment with a sexy senorita or senor during daylight hours.
Friend: let's meet for lunch tomorrow?
Me: I've got a day kill tomorrow, I can't meet with you. I just met this girl on Tinder and she wants to "see" me.
Day kill by Retr0__760 September 19, 2019
Words you can keep

day kill 

When you have a day kill and you’re ready to pine her!
Man I got the send shits, you have a washroom I can use?

Some chick: nope
Fuck, I gotta spray paint the bowl a bit I gotta meet up with my day kill!
day kill by Dequavis September 19, 2018

Day Kill 

When you gotta beat some pussy up during the day. C'mon you fucks, how did you not know what a Day Kill is. You should be Following @FullSendAlek on Instagram so you know how to navigate through life.
Day Kill ......@FullSendAlek got a shit load of daykills at western university during FoCo. Just go follow him @ instagram.com/fullsendalek
Day Kill by CaptivateByAlek October 2, 2019

Day kill 

Day kill is the act of wasting ones day away by pounding a bottle of nyquil first thing in the morning.
(Someone else) how was your day?
(You) wha- I dunno at all, I day killed the fuck outta today.
Day kill by Almighty^Guru October 2, 2019
Its where you take a Firearms / weapon to a school and kill kids and teachers and its on NOV 14
BRO TODAY IS KILL DAY WE CAN NOT GO TO SCHOOL!
kill day by skeleton_NOT_corpse November 13, 2023

National Kill Yourself Day 

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.
Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

National Kill Yourself Day 

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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