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day kill 

When you have a day kill and you’re ready to pine her!
Man I got the send shits, you have a washroom I can use?

Some chick: nope
Fuck, I gotta spray paint the bowl a bit I gotta meet up with my day kill!
day kill by Dequavis September 19, 2018

Day Kill 

When you gotta beat some pussy up during the day. C'mon you fucks, how did you not know what a Day Kill is. You should be Following @FullSendAlek on Instagram so you know how to navigate through life.
Day Kill ......@FullSendAlek got a shit load of daykills at western university during FoCo. Just go follow him @ instagram.com/fullsendalek
Day Kill by CaptivateByAlek October 2, 2019

Day kill 

Day kill is the act of wasting ones day away by pounding a bottle of nyquil first thing in the morning.
(Someone else) how was your day?
(You) wha- I dunno at all, I day killed the fuck outta today.
Day kill by Almighty^Guru October 2, 2019
Its where you take a Firearms / weapon to a school and kill kids and teachers and its on NOV 14
BRO TODAY IS KILL DAY WE CAN NOT GO TO SCHOOL!
kill day by skeleton_NOT_corpse November 13, 2023

National Kill Yourself Day 

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.
Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

National Kill Yourself Day 

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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