2 definitions by Almighty^Guru

Spaff mining

Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.

I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.

by Almighty^Guru October 3, 2019

Day kill is the act of wasting ones day away by pounding a bottle of nyquil first thing in the morning.

(Someone else) how was your day?
(You) wha- I dunno at all, I day killed the fuck outta today.

by Almighty^Guru October 3, 2019