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Davison MI

A shitty place where I grew up, full of white kids thinking they are either 'gangster' or 'preppy'. Most either belive they are like people in Flint or Grand Blanc. It also has a high consintration of potheads and people that think they are as cool as people from larger citys and infact belive they live in a city similar as such.
Black kid that has lived in Davison his whole life:"Yo I'd be the realist nigga in Flint if my parents would let me go there"

Me:"Get a fucking life and move out of Michigan, It's a hell hole. Should have never been born in Davison MI."

Preppy kid:"My parents are so gay, they wont let me max out their credit card at hollister anymore."
Me:"Get a fucking job and pay for your own shit, Your eightteen God damn years old, move out of Davison MI if you don't like it. Bitch."
Davison MI by MichiganIsFuckingGay December 29, 2007

Davison MI

a shithole in the middle of michigan.
near Flint Michigan, about 45 minutes from Detroit.
Davison MI by mollie l. February 28, 2007

Davison Michigan 

A rather nice small modern town located in Davison Township.

With a minimum crime rate Davison Michigan is pretty safe, and nice place to live.

Home Of The Davison Cardinals.
Cody: What's up with all these Drug Dealing Emo's?
Franky: yeah, That's Davison Michigan for ya.
Cody: If they were to go to rehab or vanish, Davison Michigan would be rather nice.
Franky: Just wait till you hear this band called Chiodos.
Cody: Who are they?
Franky: A crappy band from Davison Michigan.
Cody: I see
Franky: That will give you something to complain about.
Davison Michigan by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

Davidson Middle School 

A school that no one gives a shit about, and people come to school to fuck around and get high af. Davidson is where your gap sweaters and fake chains are more important then anything. Expect fights twice a week on the snake path, condoms on the floor, and vapes literally everywhere. Although it may seem pretty bad (even tho it is) it’s very overlooked and people need to pay more attention to it. But if you run with the right people then it’s pretty fun and you make the best memories (what’s more memorable then living in a hellhole with your friends.) This schools is pretty interesting you won’t find anything like it. Pay attention to everything because you learn a lot if you roll with things. Have fun. And no I’m not 🧢
You go to Davidson Middle School?

Damn that’s a bitch sorry man❌🧢
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