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David Verdu
David Verdu by Thelegend22 May 20, 2018
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david vicodin
Alias for former hall of fame quarterback Bret Favre. Favre took on the pysuedonym after battling an addiction to the powerful opiate vicodin.
david vicodin by Deez Nizzuts March 8, 2008
david vonderhaar
Bald guy who is responsible for call of duty multiplayer. He causes lag issues and trolls players on multiplayer. Sometimes he will go as far to trolling zombie players
david vonderhaar by Pot_Natrick May 11, 2016
David vs Goliath
When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.
Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.
David vs Goliath by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019
David Villa
A type of small beard located just under the bottom lip, modelled by the Spanish footballer, David Villa.
Dude, I've decided to grow a David Villa!
OMG! That's so awesome!
I see you're rocking the David Villa. Good call.
OMG! That's so awesome!
I see you're rocking the David Villa. Good call.
David Villa by IlPartigiano November 1, 2011
david vonderhaar
The Worlds biggest asshole in the call of duty community who fucks people over with shitty supply drops and likes to steal peoples money. He deserves the title of the biggest jew on earth
david vonderhaar by King Boo 32 June 17, 2016
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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