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Dating Coach 

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".
"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"
Dating Coach by Not a Mangina April 19, 2018
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Female Dating Coach

A feminist who poses as a "dating advisor for men" on Youtube - in order to groom men into worshipping, exalting and prioritizing women under the guise of "dating" - while often charging men a large fee. These "coaches" are extremely patronizing, and assume men will all instantly not only throw money at the coach but take said coach's "advice" in a heartbeat.

A female dating's coach's "advice" will be the same thing over and over again, just worded or portrayed differently. Also, instead of being an actual "coach" they all just recycle other's videos - title and all.

Be wary of comments under these coaches' videos, they will be poorly written shill comments such as "Her coaching is a godsend! I never met women until I bought her coaching".
A female dating coach's advice is basically "Approach every woman you see, love bomb her and ask if you can take her on a date. Okay, my coaching will be $4000 where I tell you the exact same thing."
Female Dating Coach by RoguePoster December 6, 2025
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