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Das ge by tedswan October 10, 2017
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"Das" refers to "thats", while "Gey" refers to "gay". Use in a sentence where you forget to say "no homo", after the action that was extremely homo has passed.
Also used for a reaction to shitty memes.
Man 1: Check out this spongegar meme
Man2: Das Gey

Man1: *does homosexual act without saying no homo"
Man 2: Das Gey
Das Gey by Master of the Succ December 9, 2016

Das Gerechtsareal

Das Gerechtsareal ist, im Staatsgewisse der deutschen Nation und Volkes, eine Fortführung der gewonnen Gebiete im Reichskommissariat. Das deutsche Volk ist dies, welche mit ihren arischen Gerissenheit die Neuauferstehung des Menschen ermöglichen. Nach dem Gesetzes in der Ultra-Mega-Deutschlandverfassung im dritten Abschnitt der Arschloch-Division, kann man im reine und zeige die arische Rasse in ihrer voller Macht darstellen.
Scheisse! Ich habe die Regeln des Gerechtsareal nicht im arischen Sinne befolgt! Das ist ein Verrat! Der schlimmste Verrat der arischen Geschichte!

Das Gerechtsareal
Das Gerechtsareal by BAYUM888 July 7, 2022

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! 

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

dasgergt 

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dasgergt by Dasgergt August 19, 2023
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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