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"Das" refers to "thats", while "Gey" refers to "gay". Use in a sentence where you forget to say "no homo", after the action that was extremely homo has passed.
Also used for a reaction to shitty memes.
Man 1: Check out this spongegar meme
Man2: Das Gey

Man1: *does homosexual act without saying no homo"
Man 2: Das Gey
Das Gey by Master of the Succ December 9, 2016

Das Gerechtsareal

Das Gerechtsareal ist, im Staatsgewisse der deutschen Nation und Volkes, eine Fortführung der gewonnen Gebiete im Reichskommissariat. Das deutsche Volk ist dies, welche mit ihren arischen Gerissenheit die Neuauferstehung des Menschen ermöglichen. Nach dem Gesetzes in der Ultra-Mega-Deutschlandverfassung im dritten Abschnitt der Arschloch-Division, kann man im reine und zeige die arische Rasse in ihrer voller Macht darstellen.
Scheisse! Ich habe die Regeln des Gerechtsareal nicht im arischen Sinne befolgt! Das ist ein Verrat! Der schlimmste Verrat der arischen Geschichte!

Das Gerechtsareal

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! 

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

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dasgergt by Dasgergt August 19, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026