darted

an alternative used for penatrative sex. often used instead of 'shagged' or 'fucked'

-guess what gurl, i got darted last night
-oooh get u! was he good?

by jenbob October 14, 2006

Darted

Absolutely cheeched beyond mortal comprehension

Friend 1: yo, you see dylan?
Friend 2: yeah, he's around back darted

by !! ! November 24, 2020

Darted

Anyone who believes in NASA’s ridiculous Double Asteroid Redirection Test.

She decided to search the web for information on how to debunk a conspiracy theory and now she is darted.

by MrEMeat October 7, 2022

Lipsed it, sharted & darted

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017

She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)

(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*

by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019

i'll be darned

Being surprised.

Something you couldn't/didn't think of.

Something you can't agree on.

This phrase was first started by southern Africans at the time of 17th century. People usually use it now when they see something that they thought was impossible, has been done. Or sometimes it can be used in a manner of not agreeing to something, in case of apologizing etc.

I'll be darned if I say sorry to him.

He finished the game on hard difficulty? I'll be darned.

by The helper ! October 8, 2013

daredevil that ho

When a guy cums into a girl's eyes and blinds her.

Man, i feel bad after i decided to daredevil that ho last week, she hasn't been able to see for days.

by ray!!! January 6, 2008