Danville, VA 

Danville, VA is a place that used to be known for its wonderful textile industry. Now that is gone, it pretty much has nothing left except high uneducation and unemployment rates. Also, be warned upon entering Danville, of the extremly high STD rate. Stupidity is common here. Logical reasoning is not taught within the city limits, and it really wouldn't matter if it were. Bad driving is normal. If you encounter a good driver on the streets of Danville, you should realize, they are obviously not from Danville. We are pretty sure they are selling licences at the Old Dutch (grocery store) now. There really isn't much going on in this place. For instance, they built a bypass around the city, and it is more interesting than the city itself. Teenagers hang out on Riverside Dr. (in the parking lot of shopping centers, right next to the only bowling alley) on weekends as an alternative to staying at home. On any given Friday night, there are four things to do, and three of them involve going to one of the local county's high school football games. Danville is filled with redneck hicks and ghetto fabulous peps. Just to give you one last feel of how smart this town is, lets go with this example: the science museum and the train station are located in the same building...smh. Thankfully this city is located right on the VA and NC border so at any given time in Danville, you are in the perfect position to get the hell out!

*watching fender bender from across the road*
Guy: "hey, does it take every cop and rescue person in this city to respond to a fender bender that didn't leave damage on either car?"
Girl: "yeap, welcome to Danville, VA!"
Guy: "count, with me! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 guys standin around with their hands in their pockets!"
Girl: "yeap, seriously, you're not from round' here are you? head south, you'll hit NC soon! thanks for visiting."

Danville, VA by 10buzz11chip October 4, 2010

Danville VA, 

Oh Danville.... wow what a shitty town.. the only thing to do here is school, Friday night football games and party. Some of the rednecks park their trucks beside the forgotten k-mart beside the bowling alley just to scream “YEE YEE” and post on Snapchat that they are having a “fun” time.. there’s two different parts of the city. The county and the city.. the county is filled with a bunch of county boys and southern bells they pretty much all go to tunstall.. and that school is filled up with snobby kids that are rude to everyone except the emo kids they are pretty cool.. then we move the the city.. the city highschool is George Washington high school.. GW is a good school over all the kids are all nice to each other and they all watch out for each other.. bullying isn’t really a thing there. Everyone minds their Business.. there’s a lot of friend groups in gw there’s the ghetto fabulous, the Emo group, the 420 friendly kids , the drama club kids, the nerds, football players, jocks, video game lovers, and many more.. but they all fit in at gw and gw takes pride in the kids and the kids take pride of gw... so you’ve got a look into the highschool life’s of your fellow danvillions...

Danville Va, : A small city on the border of Virginia and North Carolina

Steve: Oh they are from Danville?

Jen: yes, couldn’t you tell by the driving??

Steve: that’s true..

Danville VA, by XxxThatdanvillekidxxx October 13, 2018