Dante Alighieri 

A famous Italian SIMP who saw some hoe, Beatrice, when she was 9 and became obsessed with her. Also, even after that bitch rejected his ass, he still wrote a bunch of gay fuckin books about her like she was so god damn special. Like chill Dante it’s just some pussy, smh. What a simp.

“Yo wanna read “The Divine Comedy” with me?”

“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”

Dante Alighieri by PoopDealer134 March 11, 2020

Dante Alighieri Academy 

Worst school in the entire district. English class is taught by an English teacher who can barely speak English. A student asked me what blue cheese smelled like when I tried discussing politics and world affairs with him.

"I'm afraid to talk to the kids at Dante Alighieri Academy because I'm afraid my IQ will drop."

Dante Alighieri Academy by Student September 28, 2004

Dante Alighieri Academy 

best school in the world. Arts program is very good. Sr.Pat is the greatest. Students can be depended on to make great successes of themselves

-teachers are very qualified
-students can be intelligent
-the wierder one lets one's self become the better your time in high school will be

Dante Alighieri Academy by person April 10, 2005