Dante Alighieri

A famous Italian SIMP who saw some hoe, Beatrice, when she was 9 and became obsessed with her. Also, even after that bitch rejected his ass, he still wrote a bunch of gay fuckin books about her like she was so god damn special. Like chill Dante it’s just some pussy, smh. What a simp.

“Yo wanna read “The Divine Comedy” with me?”

“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”

Dante Alighieri by PoopDealer134 March 11, 2020

Dante Alighieri Academy

Worst school in the entire district. English class is taught by an English teacher who can barely speak English. A student asked me what blue cheese smelled like when I tried discussing politics and world affairs with him.

"I'm afraid to talk to the kids at Dante Alighieri Academy because I'm afraid my IQ will drop."

Dante Alighieri Academy by Student September 28, 2004

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Dante Alighieri Academy

best school in the world. Arts program is very good. Sr.Pat is the greatest. Students can be depended on to make great successes of themselves

-teachers are very qualified
-students can be intelligent
-the wierder one lets one's self become the better your time in high school will be

Dante Alighieri Academy by person April 10, 2005

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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