Dante Alighieri

A famous Italian SIMP who saw some hoe, Beatrice, when she was 9 and became obsessed with her. Also, even after that bitch rejected his ass, he still wrote a bunch of gay fuckin books about her like she was so god damn special. Like chill Dante it’s just some pussy, smh. What a simp.

“Yo wanna read “The Divine Comedy” with me?”

“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”

Dante Alighieri by PoopDealer134 March 11, 2020

Dante Alighieri Academy

Worst school in the entire district. English class is taught by an English teacher who can barely speak English. A student asked me what blue cheese smelled like when I tried discussing politics and world affairs with him.

"I'm afraid to talk to the kids at Dante Alighieri Academy because I'm afraid my IQ will drop."

Dante Alighieri Academy by Student September 28, 2004

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Dante Alighieri Academy

best school in the world. Arts program is very good. Sr.Pat is the greatest. Students can be depended on to make great successes of themselves

-teachers are very qualified
-students can be intelligent
-the wierder one lets one's self become the better your time in high school will be

Dante Alighieri Academy by person April 10, 2005

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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