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Something you call a fat motherfucker who’s always playing COD on his phone, gets Asian eyes when he smiles, and won’t shut up about his dumbass car.
by PoopDealer134 February 13, 2020
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Something you call a fat motherfucker who’s always playing COD on his phone, gets Asian eyes when he smiles, and won’t shut up about his dumbass car.
by PoopDealer134 February 13, 2020
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A famous Italian SIMP who saw some hoe, Beatrice, when she was 9 and became obsessed with her. Also, even after that bitch rejected his ass, he still wrote a bunch of gay fuckin books about her like she was so god damn special. Like chill Dante it’s just some pussy, smh. What a simp.
“Yo wanna read “The Divine Comedy” with me?”
“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”
“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”
by PoopDealer134 March 11, 2020
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A famous Italian SIMP who saw some hoe, Beatrice, when she was 9 and became obsessed with her. Also, even after that bitch rejected his ass, he still wrote a bunch of gay fuckin books about her like she was so god damn special. Like chill Dante it’s just some pussy, smh. What a simp.
“Yo wanna read “The Divine Comedy” with me?”
“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”
“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”
by PoopDealer134 March 11, 2020
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A famous Italian SIMP who saw some hoe, Beatrice, when she was 9 and became obsessed with her. Also, even after that bitch rejected his ass, he still wrote a bunch of gay fuckin books about her like she was so god damn special. Like chill Dante it’s just some pussy, smh. What a simp.
“Yo wanna read “The Divine Comedy” with me?”
“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”
“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”
by PoopDealer134 March 11, 2020
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The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019
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The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019
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