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An unusual but clever guy, that has a extreme dedication for the sight of black and white checker patterns. Who enjoys to give lap dances and strip down to a monkey thong after a few too many bud lights. Also always tend to have bad luck with cookie sheets.
Danstan is the man.
danstan by Janelle Ptits March 17, 2008
Danstan is a nice caring loving guy who will never disappoint you in bed
Danstan helps kids
Danstan by Daddy kind November 28, 2020

Dunstanese 

Dunstanese refers to all the boring, insufferable, never ending religious monologues one is subjected to during religious ceremonies. It is derived from the name of Saint Dunstan, Archbishop of Canterbury between 959 and 988 AD, the sharpest pain in every English King’s arse, the absolute worst fun sponge in human history, a pious pompous old windbag whose ridiculous inventions still bore us to this very day.
I was so looking forward to watching King Charles III’s Coronation but the insufferable interludes of Dunstanese by the Archbishop of Canterbury rather discouraged my excitement.
Dastan is a smart generous boy who is better than his twin sister. He is probably the best person to keep secrets with but be careful, betray him and lose your friendship and trust with him forever. He will do anything to prove a point and won't stop till they agree. Overall he is better than any other person and their name especially dashty (BTW he also loves celebrations).
Woah he is smart and nice he must be a dastan.
Dastan by Truefactsforyouandme November 16, 2019
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Is slang for huge cock
A god amongst men
Don’t cross him the wrong way
Cool calm collective, all of the sudden goes nuts on you
Fucks anything that walks, usually, big butt, big titts kind of guy.
The boss of the bosses in a street hustle such as drugs,gun runnin,
Scarface,John Gotti,Jimmy Hoffa,G.O.D. (from In Too Deep)
If Dastan's there, then I am there.
Dastan by jess lynn richardson June 15, 2010

The Dunstan 

The Dunstan is a sex move which involves putting half a creme egg on the end of a penis then preforming oral sex.
-''Are you doing The Dunstan tonight?''

-"Yeah, I'm going to the shop to buy a creme egg now."
The Dunstan by Mr Creme egg March 15, 2013
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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