An unusual but clever guy, that has a extreme dedication for the sight of black and white checker patterns. Who enjoys to give lap dances and strip down to a monkey thong after a few too many bud lights. Also always tend to have bad luck with cookie sheets.

Danstan is the man.

danstan by Janelle Ptits March 17, 2008

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Danstan

Danstan is a nice caring loving guy who will never disappoint you in bed

Danstan helps kids

Danstan by Daddy kind November 28, 2020

Dunstanese

Dunstanese refers to all the boring, insufferable, never ending religious monologues one is subjected to during religious ceremonies. It is derived from the name of Saint Dunstan, Archbishop of Canterbury between 959 and 988 AD, the sharpest pain in every English King’s arse, the absolute worst fun sponge in human history, a pious pompous old windbag whose ridiculous inventions still bore us to this very day.

I was so looking forward to watching King Charles III’s Coronation but the insufferable interludes of Dunstanese by the Archbishop of Canterbury rather discouraged my excitement.

Dunstanese by ILikeMandalorians May 6, 2023

Dastan

Dastan is a smart generous boy who is better than his twin sister. He is probably the best person to keep secrets with but be careful, betray him and lose your friendship and trust with him forever. He will do anything to prove a point and won't stop till they agree. Overall he is better than any other person and their name especially dashty (BTW he also loves celebrations).

Woah he is smart and nice he must be a dastan.

Dastan by Truefactsforyouandme November 16, 2019

Dastan

A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Is slang for huge cock
A god amongst men
Don’t cross him the wrong way
Cool calm collective, all of the sudden goes nuts on you
Fucks anything that walks, usually, big butt, big titts kind of guy.
The boss of the bosses in a street hustle such as drugs,gun runnin,
Scarface,John Gotti,Jimmy Hoffa,G.O.D. (from In Too Deep)

If Dastan's there, then I am there.

Dastan by jess lynn richardson June 15, 2010

The Dunstan

The Dunstan is a sex move which involves putting half a creme egg on the end of a penis then preforming oral sex.

-''Are you doing The Dunstan tonight?''

-"Yeah, I'm going to the shop to buy a creme egg now."

The Dunstan by Mr Creme egg March 15, 2013

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026