Dunstan 

the person with the largest cock in the world

i wish a was as big as dunstan

Dunstan by Shannon Bell - Kenton , Kenya April 20, 2018

Dunstan 

The art of low-balling sellers when buying an item, and then reselling the same item on the same Facebook page for more than double what you paid and abusing people who offer substantially less.

People who commonly practice the Dunstan tend to avoid being detected by swapping items for items of higher value or posting up EOI ads and asking people to inbox them for the price in hopes that said person didn't see the advertisement when they bought it.

Another classic example of the Dunstan is purchasing a complete car for $1,500 then asking $1,600, $800 and $500 for just three parts off said car. Some people who are religious believers in the Dustan will lie about what they paid for the item to give people the false impression that they aren't profiteering.

Friend: Hey I just noticed a car for sale on Gumtree the guy wants $8k looks pretty neat.
Me: Except that he bought the car as an insurance write-off for $2k and spent $1.5k finishing it. What a Dunstan!

Dunstan by PerthCommodoresMember February 23, 2014

dunstan 

A Chimpanzieeeee Name

Dunstan Checks In--The movie

dunstan by Evan Baxter May 13, 2008

The Dunstan 

The Dunstan is a sex move which involves putting half a creme egg on the end of a penis then preforming oral sex.

-''Are you doing The Dunstan tonight?''

-"Yeah, I'm going to the shop to buy a creme egg now."

The Dunstan by Mr Creme egg March 15, 2013

Mr Dunstan 

This man smells like acid and always scares the younger kids.

eww you smell like Mr Dunstan

Mr Dunstan by human ssssssssssssssssssssssss May 21, 2018

Dunstanese 

Dunstanese refers to all the boring, insufferable, never ending religious monologues one is subjected to during religious ceremonies. It is derived from the name of Saint Dunstan, Archbishop of Canterbury between 959 and 988 AD, the sharpest pain in every English King’s arse, the absolute worst fun sponge in human history, a pious pompous old windbag whose ridiculous inventions still bore us to this very day.

I was so looking forward to watching King Charles III’s Coronation but the insufferable interludes of Dunstanese by the Archbishop of Canterbury rather discouraged my excitement.

Dunstanese by ILikeMandalorians May 6, 2023

dunktank 

v. Dipping, driving, or penetrating into a vagina, mouth, or butt hole using one's testicles.

similar words: Teabag, Balldip

"I just dunktanked that girl in the ass so hard!"

"My balls are so big that I was only able to dunktank one of them!"

She really wanted him to dunktank her mouth.

He got off on dunktanking chicks.

dunktank by dj dan October 2, 2012