Dunstanese 

Dunstanese refers to all the boring, insufferable, never ending religious monologues one is subjected to during religious ceremonies. It is derived from the name of Saint Dunstan, Archbishop of Canterbury between 959 and 988 AD, the sharpest pain in every English King’s arse, the absolute worst fun sponge in human history, a pious pompous old windbag whose ridiculous inventions still bore us to this very day.

I was so looking forward to watching King Charles III’s Coronation but the insufferable interludes of Dunstanese by the Archbishop of Canterbury rather discouraged my excitement.

Dunstanese by ILikeMandalorians May 6, 2023

st dunstans school 

A dutty school full of boys who try act hard and act like their roadmen. Half of the girls turn out to be messed up in the head when they leave and some turn into slags. People make it sound like a good school but it’s really dead and messed up after year 5

“What primary school did you go?”
“St dunstans school”
“Don’t talk to me again u nit”

st dunstans school by Rainbowgg4L October 10, 2021