DankMania
When you have seen too many dank memes, and your body can't handle the mass amount of dankness injected in you, it causes a fever know as "DankMania"
Symptoms include: Speaking only in dankmemes, staying on electronic devices to make sure a steady stream of dankness is provided, and the tembling fear of no more dank memes
Although many people have had dankmania, no one really knows what happens when you restrict the hosts access to the internet, some say the subject will turn into a meme surrounding us all watching and shit. like the end of that movie "Lucy" with Scarlett Johansson. idk you try coming up of what would happen, what do i like to you, A Sphinx or something.
Symptoms include: Speaking only in dankmemes, staying on electronic devices to make sure a steady stream of dankness is provided, and the tembling fear of no more dank memes
Although many people have had dankmania, no one really knows what happens when you restrict the hosts access to the internet, some say the subject will turn into a meme surrounding us all watching and shit. like the end of that movie "Lucy" with Scarlett Johansson. idk you try coming up of what would happen, what do i like to you, A Sphinx or something.
DankMania by HealthyHentai December 15, 2016
Related Words
DankMaNank
DankMaNank by LuaPauL November 9, 2008
dankspank
When something goes well and one person slaps another on the ass to show approval or solidarity.
Typically seen in baseball dugouts when a player hits a home run or scores a run or makes a play that inspires another player or coach to show approval by providing a slightly stimulating slap to a players hind end.
Also used when a player makes a mistake or does poorly at an attempt of some sort to show solidarity or continued love regardless of the lameness of the player.
Speculation abounds as to whether the game of “slapass” or providing a dankspank is simply a thinly veiled attempt to justify the act of laying one’s hand on another’s butt cheek without having to explain why.
Dankspanks are, for some reason an acceptable way for a coach to show approval of adolescent sports participants.
Typically seen in baseball dugouts when a player hits a home run or scores a run or makes a play that inspires another player or coach to show approval by providing a slightly stimulating slap to a players hind end.
Also used when a player makes a mistake or does poorly at an attempt of some sort to show solidarity or continued love regardless of the lameness of the player.
Speculation abounds as to whether the game of “slapass” or providing a dankspank is simply a thinly veiled attempt to justify the act of laying one’s hand on another’s butt cheek without having to explain why.
Dankspanks are, for some reason an acceptable way for a coach to show approval of adolescent sports participants.
“Yo man, great play… smack”
“Hey dog, good try… smack”
“Ha ha, we had a great time last night didn’t we??? Smack”
“That dude needs to control his velocity when he dankspanks”
“Hey Buddy, looking good… smack”
“Hey dog, good try… smack”
“Ha ha, we had a great time last night didn’t we??? Smack”
“That dude needs to control his velocity when he dankspanks”
“Hey Buddy, looking good… smack”
dankspank by ProtoHuman June 29, 2022