An all out amazing fucking person to ever exist on this planet. They will go out of their way to be there for you when you need it and will always be there for you when you’re down. DankBabyTurtle is basically the fucking G.O.A.T in the friend group and will not stop being fucking awesome.
Friend: Man, I can’t believe they left me for someone else. Am I just bound to be alone my entire life?
DankBabyTurtle: *Ahem* Listen here you amazing fucking chad of a friend; you matter, and I will be here for you bro. You don’t got to worry about me leaving you.
Friend: *tearing up from happiness* Thanks man, it means a lot to have you as a friend.
DankBabyTurtle: *Ahem* Listen here you amazing fucking chad of a friend; you matter, and I will be here for you bro. You don’t got to worry about me leaving you.
Friend: *tearing up from happiness* Thanks man, it means a lot to have you as a friend.
by Ya Boi, Dank. October 8, 2022
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